senioritis có nghĩa làWhen you leave your backpack in your car trunk from 3pm - 8am. ExampleI have senioritis; I didn't even need my backpack last night.senioritis có nghĩa làsymptoms of senioritis are variable. Most cases of senioritis tend to start after college applications and mid-year reports have been sent in. This entails a student not doing any work whatsoever, skipping class a lot, getting stoned/drunk for the first time ever, being apathetic about everything, and resenting taking all those hard classes to impress your favorite college which you won't get in most likely because it's too expensive. ExampleMy senioritis started around the beginning of 6th grade when I didn't do many assignments until 9 pm. I thought this was procrastination but I learned otherwise (when my teacher found out I watched the movie instead of reading the book). "Whateva, whateva, I'll do what I waunt, whenever I waunt." ~ Eric Cartman "Why didn't you do your math homework? "Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I've got senioritis" Fei Xu, a colleague of mine, skipped gym class to play ping pong with the handicapped. You have a 10 page research paper due tomorrow, and you don't care. You have a 10 page research paper due tomorrow, BUT you have a snow day tomorrow, and you still don't do it on the snow day.senioritis có nghĩa làprobably why you are here right now Examplesenioritis suckssenioritis có nghĩa làwhen high school seniors get lazy, no longer give a damn, and just cant wait till school ends Example1: hey can i copy ur hw? i didnt do it. i was sleeping in class yesterday anyway2: i didnt do it either 1: ah, well. screw it. i dont really care. senioritis, man. 2: amen senioritis có nghĩa làA virus which seems to affect mainly second semester seniors, with few eceptions (First semester Seniors etc). This virus can be deadly to one's grades, as the carrier becomes totally apathetic about their grades, classes, homework etc. This results in many "Zeros ( 0 )" or failing grades - ultimately leading to the drastic lowering of the grade in the carrier's classes. Side effects include: Failure to give a shit, complete and utter apathy, and not graduating with the carrier's class. ExampleParent: Why did you fail this class?Carrier: I didn't study. Parent: Why? Carrier: Senioritis senioritis có nghĩa làA common disease which plagues high school seniors at one point during their last year in high school. Before they graduate, they are overcome with a lazy and indifferent attitude; uncaring of their studies. There are many different causes of the disease, but it can often be contagious between close friends. Often results in a change in personal style; from anything beforehand to sweats and baggy shirts. Hair is barely ever brushed; or for women, is up in a messy bun or ponytail. They might have many absences and a generally dismissive outlook towards any type of labor whatsoever. ExampleSenioritis: we'd fight for a cure if we weren't so lazy.--- Susan: Hey, did you study for the English test? David: Hahaha.. nope; House was on. What about you? Susan: Nah, Mark came over and then we went out for Starbucks.. didn't have time or anything. senioritis có nghĩa làThe feeling you get when you have a college acceptance letter in one hand, a Cinnabon in the other hand, and you jack it with both hands and skeet all over your bookbag and homework. Of course, you don't have the motivation to clean off your stuff anytime between 3 PM and 7 AM the next day. ExampleThe diary of an infected senior: Dear diary. I have finally come to terms with my life-threatening case of senioritis. And while my parents and teachers tell me I should "get back on the horse" and study hard, I can only spit out the battle cry of my generation: SENIORITIS: We'd find a cure, but we just don't fuckin care.senioritis có nghĩa làSenioritis is a disease that affects all high school seniors. For most people it starts in the second semester of the senior year. Symptoms for the disease include: Unsafe sex, many beer bongs, getting arrested, showing up to school extremely high, drawing a five foot penis on the chalkboard, and telling you teacher she looks like an old crack whore. The only way to get over this disease is to walk the stage at graduation, or punch your principal in the cock. ExampleGreat senioritis movies: Fast Times at Ridgmont High and Ferris Bueller's Day Offsenioritis có nghĩa làA disease that usually hits high school seniors after they have been accepted to college, or their mid-year grades have been sent out. Symptoms include not caring about one's studies or grades, complete and total lazyness, and skipping classes. Senioritis is usually cured upon graduation from high school. Once this occurs, the student realizes that he/she must do a lot more work in college. ExampleTeacher: Ok guys, 13 of you didn't do your homework. Don't let Senioritis set in!Student: Who cares, we've been accepted to college and we're graduating in two months! Teacher: Well, colleges can take away your acceptance. Student: No they cant. senioritis có nghĩa làA disease that occurs when high school seniors have applied to and/or been accepted to college. Senioritis cripples any and all drive to do homework, and seniors replace homework time with activities like parties, pranks, and reading about senioritis on Urban Dictionary. ExampleI got senioritis after finishing my application; why would I want to write an essay for English? Let's go play tag. |