this is a pun có nghĩa làA play on words, usually for a comic reception. ExampleHe became a math teacher due to some prime factors.this is a pun có nghĩa làa play on words, used alot by shakespeare. Example"That dreamers often lie" the pun is that dreamers lie in bed but also lie about dreams.this is a pun có nghĩa làA play on words, which, when used correctly, can bring one a load of laughs and a barrel of cool. ExampleReally Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!" Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?" Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?" Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!" Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..." this is a pun có nghĩa làWielded by anyone but a true master, a pun is the lowest form of humor. However, wielded by a master, a pun is the highest, purest form of humor possible by humans.
Puns are a dark art, much like necromancy. Raising the dead will get you killed. Raising a pun with your killer sense of humor will get you killed, making it a grave mistake, even if you were dead serious.
Puns can be categorized into the following:
One Liners
Micro-Liners: Example*cracks fingers*I can't quit put my finger on what goes here. On the other hand, I might just be able to single-handedly do this job. Mashing on this keyboard reminds me of when I dated one a while back, but she wasn't my type. She was ugly enough to make a man screen. She turned my hard drive into a floppy disk fast. Do you C: what I did there? Start a conversation with me and there's no escape, no alternative exit, no end. I have 12 difference functions of pun insanity. I control everything. You can DOS all hope out of the Windows, to get hit by a BUS, and drown in water. "Water you talking about?" you say? What, did those slip right bayou? I'm tide of people not understanding my deep puns; Wave been over this many times before. This is hardly a current problem. How can I get anymore pacific with what I'm doing here? Islanded puns repeatedly. There's Flo stopping it now, you can be insured of that. Unlike others, my puns get progressively better, to the point where they're auto. I'll cripple you to a vegetable with these, I don't carrot all. You'll be artichoked to death, and buried. Try getting to the root of the problem now. These come in spades, you hoe, dig it? I'll shovel these puns down your throat, till you're infertile. As for meta-puns, have you ever met a pun? My pun-chlines pun-ish pun-ks pun-ctually (overkill), do you punderstand? Don't punderestimate me. These'll sting more than accu-pun-cture and veni-pun-cture combined... etc etc etc etc.......... this is a pun có nghĩa làA pun is, quite simply, a play on words. There are many types, but in general, they all utilize one word that is relevant to the subject matter at hand, but is impractical in context. If formed correctly, a pun can be humorous, and can sometimes derail any given conversation in itself. Puns are common comedic tools in literature, conversation, blogging, and all other sorts of digital and interpersonal communication. However, they are surprisingly complicated, and the concept of what comprises a pun can be confusing. Simple puns, such as humorous rhymes (i.e., *guy sees a woman get decapitated in a movie* "Geez, she didn't need to lose her head over that."), are not unfamiliar to the average speaker, and most of us have used them since our earliest years. Complex puns, such as the use of words in actual sentence structure (for example, *daughter gets her father an Icee slushie* "Icee what you did there!") require some degree of verbal and dictional proficiency. Some guidelines: 1. It should be clearly relevant to the topic of discussion at hand, while being unnecessary (i.e, it certainly would not be the first thing you would use). 2. It should be fairly easy to recognize; puns often use elements of cliche and popular phrasing. 3. It should be timely. The goal is to be clever, not predictable. A good way to understand how puns work is to ponder the place of irony in humorous context. ExampleBrock (Pokemon): "It's raining! I guess I'll use my frying pan...as a drying pan!" *holds it over head to catch the rain* Frank: "Hey Bob, what's wrong? Why are you crying?" Bob: "Oh...hey, Frank. My dog passed away a little while ago. I found him lying under the table, struggling to breathe. The vet said he had a cardiac arrest." Frank: "Oh, I'm sorry, man. It sounds like his last few minutes were a *heart ache*." Bob: "God damnit, Frank, you're such an ass! Fuck you and your damn puns!"this is a pun có nghĩa làPlay on words Example"Did you know I used to be a banker?" Dal asked"Why did you stop?" you reply "I lost interest" "Talk about a bad pun," you tell him while you shake your head. You began to walk away never never to look back. this is a pun có nghĩa làA pun is a clever use of words that usually makes the listener, or rather, victim, do one or several of the following: ExampleForests are full of wood.People use wood to make chairs. Chairs are for-rest. Maybe I should leaf the internet *Points at fish habitat* I went to the tattoo parlor the other day, and the guy inside asked me: Would you like to hab-i-tat? *Gets out of car* That was a wheel-y tire-ing day. *During a Storm* Woah, look at the wind doe, through the window. Anne Frankly, I did nazi that coming. Did jew? "Did Jew" was the neinth pun in these examples. You're ruining my concentration. Camp you quiet down? Well, I gas I could. Auschwitz one was the best? Israeli hard to choose. this is a pun có nghĩa làWhen you successfully insult someone using a play on words. Similar in respects to the word "pwned", but only legitimized if the user correctly used a pun in his insult. ExampleYou just got punned!punn'd this is a pun có nghĩa làa play on words. (a very good way to get slapped by someone) ExamplePerson 1: How come I only have $20 in my wallet?Person 2: Probably because you spent it on useless crap. Person 1: Now that makes 'CENTS' Person 2 : That was terrible! You need a PUNishment for that this is a pun có nghĩa làA pun is a structured part of a speech that uses the context, word or sound from previously mentioned sentence/situation in order to get a stronger reaction from the intended audience, hoping not to be PUNished. ExampleYou really didn't see the pun there? |