eric cartmans có nghĩa làA foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park. ExampleEric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!eric cartmans có nghĩa làa realy cool dude who should be president. Examplesieg heil eric cartman!!!!eric cartmans có nghĩa làA fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park. ExampleKyle: Hey, can I come?Eric: No! Kyle: Why the hell not? Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!! eric cartmans có nghĩa làProbably the funniest character in the popular series South Park. ExampleEric Cartman is a racist shit.eric cartmans có nghĩa làThe fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+. ExampleEric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."eric cartmans có nghĩa làThe closest thing to the true nature of human kind. ExampleEric Cartman...is...GOD!eric cartmans có nghĩa làFull Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman ExampleKennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?eric cartmans có nghĩa làAll the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane. ExampleEric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)eric cartmans có nghĩa làracist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon ExampleKyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!" Example 2 Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?" Mom: "No, poopykins" Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool." eric cartmans có nghĩa làCartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success. Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time. Example. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!” 2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.” 3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!” 4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!” 5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman “I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies 6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.” 7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.” 8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.” 9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan. 10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy “Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman |