mermaided có nghĩa làA hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids. ExampleMermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!mermaided có nghĩa làA legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either: ExampleI don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.mermaided có nghĩa làA made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site Example“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”mermaided có nghĩa làA mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown. Example"Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for youIn mysterious fathoms below" -Lyrics from the opening of "The Little Mermaid" mermaided có nghĩa làWhen someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid. ExampleDude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.mermaided có nghĩa làWhen attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg. ExampleI was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.mermaided có nghĩa làMermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid Example"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"mermaided có nghĩa làLike a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way. Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea. ExampleI finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium. She was mermaiding me this whole time.mermaided có nghĩa làThis usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls. ExampleI went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hairmermaided có nghĩa làWhen a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water ExampleDude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away. Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard |